Survival Research Laboratories
Alan Kelley's eagerly awaited edit of a SRL produced show in the Bay
Area held on an empty parking lot off Beale Street at the foot of the
Bay Bridge. The show revolves around the many humorous aspects of
violent human interaction. Also included in the video are footage from
the Wired anniversary party and the SRL Halloween Trick where the V1
was operated in front of the Roxie Theater and several other machines
and props operated by SRL members on Minna Street. Includes footage of
Mark Pauline being detained by the SFPD for questioning on the device
ignited on 16th Street...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
On Jan. 9, 1996, SRL staged a small indoor event in SF which was
sponsored by Wired Magazine. It was held in conjunction with their
Macworld party and took place in the Red Room at the Sound Factory.
An assortment of stationary devices, such as the Finger, with its spinning-split
titanium sphere, the Air Launcher, Christians pneumatic Claw, People
Hater's Dual Picture Slamming Machines, etc. assaulted each other and
whomever in the audience cared (or dared) to venture into the bulletproof
plastic-covered parlor room. On the floor, a Swarmer with a spinning
mummified dog head paraded about, as a
mechanized survivalist hermit occasionally burst from his
shack and sprayed the room with automatic gun fire, responding violently to disturbances such as the Rail
Gun which showered his abode with molten metal. Greg Leyh operated his electrostatic discharge
machine, to the annoyance of much of the viewing public, and the Spinner bellowed from various points
around the basement.
 
 
 
 
 
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The Austin event ( March 28, 1997), was the largest ever mounted outside of SF to date. The venue itself was a 1/4 mile oval racetrack with fixed
seating for 4500 persons, located just south of Austin. An assortment of unusual prop and set elements were built and used to fill the 500' long area inside the
oval track. Among the items in this spectacular backdrop were, a 30 ft hydraulically actuated boat disaster prop, a 35' high triangular tower with an
entire cow spiked on a rotating spit, a Black Cat fireworks stand filled with assorted explosives, the ultra tacky Clown Box, the Bubba Crane, (a junkyard
drop crane, rigged to drop a 60's era- dune buggy from a height of 25' over and over again), and for a distinctly local flavor, a 1/2 scale replica of the University
Tower, site of the Charles Whitman massacre, was constructed and used as the set centerpiece. Several new devices were debuted for this event including the
Large Shock Wave Cannon, (a 4x scaled version of smaller, window shattering designs), the Boeing Jet / Flame Whistle, and the Hand-O-God, (which was
mounted on the Bomb Loader). New contributions from the People Hater crew included the Coffin Bot and the Tractorbot. As show time arrived, a record
breaking 4700 people passed through the gates. Festivities began with a blistering run around the track by Deszo in the Jet Cart. The mayhem commenced with
the Big Arm dashing a puppet motorcyclist to the ground while the Bubba
Winch proceeded to obliterate the Dune Buggy. Crew members commenced to fire
parachute flares in the air, 60 in all (some of these ignited fires in the surrounding wooded areas when they failed to extinguish themselves before landing). Machines
jockeyed for position as the Large Shock Wave Cannon proceeded to brutalize the audience, literally knocking them around in the stands for the entire show.
The V-1 emerged and wound its way to the Spiked Cow, where it proceeded to roast the carcass. Christians Subjugator perpetrated spectacular mayhem on
the Boat Disaster Prop as the Clown Box suffered the indignation's of the Meter maid Cart and its Flameballs. As the action raged, and machines slipped slowly
into disrepair, the Flame Whistle and the V-1 set enormous fires that engulfed numerous most of the set elements including the University Tower Prop and the
Carnival Tent. With the unforgettable collapse of the 55' Tower, machine activity eventually ground to a halt...
32 min runtime. Retail $25.00
On November 28th, 1995, SRL staged the "Crime Wave" show in a lot at 500 Beale St. in San
Francisco. In order to avoid regulatory interference, this show was discreetly promoted. No
information regarding the location of the event was given to the public or even to most SRL
members until 24 hours prior to show time. Notification was either via the SRL internet site at
www.srl.org or by voice mail. Even so, approximately 2500 people showed up for SRL's first
event in SF in over a year. And what an event it was, staged under the balconies of some of
SF's finest condominiums, adjacent to the Bay bridge, the setting was spectacular. The props
used in the show were based on images of crime culled from the popular imagination. The
centerpiece of the show was a huge hydraulically activated victim figure, bound and gagged,
and writhing helplessly as the chaos surrounding it was played out. A trio of ridiculous, life size
animatronic criminal figures moved on a track around a revolving glass door, symbolizing the
vicious circle of incarceration and release. On the hills bounding the show site, the Party Jail, a
large faux stone shack with an illuminated, flashing Party sign, held two life size marionette,
locked in furious anal sex activities. Four Unabomber puppets observed the event from their
perches on the hillside, and were launched into the air by powder charges as the show progressed.
Plain paper wrapped packages in their hands exploded when they reached a predetermined
height. ( For reference purposes, the show took place 60 yards from SF's main post office). Two
computer controlled fighting guys mounted on a sliding rail, lamely beat each other throughout
the show with knives and clubs. Numerous additional stationary devices added their intensities,
including the Air Catapult, Catapult, Large Flame Blower, Shock Box, Spark Shooter, Teleoperated
Air Launcher, and the Flame Balls. Six mobile machines, including the Running Machine, Drunken
Master, Triangle Machine, Bomb Loader, One Night Robot, and the Forklift mounted Jet Flame
blower, marauded about the show area, in every case, relentlessly performing until the bitter
end when the Street Sweeper ( a full sized street sweeper, painted black and fitted with a jet
powered, rotating helicopter blade), burst onto the scene and proceeded to decimate the remaining
population......45 min runtime $ 25.00 Retail